Cracktionary
This is a small section of the site in which various... terms are defined, whether they're nicknames, random words, NPCs, or odd phrases. 8D So if an oldbie uses a word that the newbie goes WTF at, they can just look here and all will be revealed. <3
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A
Aisha - OOC!Malik's cat.
al-Shairan - IC!Rishid's cat.
Anubis - God that guards the realm of the dead. Escorts the dead to the court of Osiris. He showed favor to IC!Atem and IC!Seth, and escorted them to the light realm. He was irritated to no end by IC!Mahaado, and cast his ka out of his body, giving it life.
Apep - Serpent of Chaos, whom no sane priest or pharaoh dare speak of by name. Loyal to no one, but has been tamed by, fused with, protects and obeys IC!Mahaado. As to be expected, this god has an intense hatred of Ra and the other gods of light.
Axisshipping - IC!Siegfried x OOC!Seto.
Ayako - Reporter that stalks IC!Bakura and IC!Mana whenever they step outside of their apartments. Seems to be around at the most inopportune moments.
Azizi - IC!Mahaado's pet Kuriboh.
B
Baki - Nickname for OOC!Thief King.
Barper Spree - The event in which OOC!Anzu ventured from house to house to cut off homosexual men's hair in hopes that they will become monks. Victims of this event included OOC!Malik and OOC!Jounouchi.
BEWB - Blue-Eyes White Balloon. This is funny because the acronym is pronounced like "boob". 8D
Bitey - IC!Seth's pet dragon.
C
Cactus - A shortened nickname for IC!Isis. ;3
Celest - IC!Mokuba's alter-ego; a direct contrast to OOC!Mokuba's "Shadow".
Cerberus - OOC!Shizuka's male pet dog, son of Cinnamon.
Chanshipping - OOC!Mahaado x OOC!Jounouchi.
Cinnamon - OOC!Shizuka's dog.
CRACKers - Early on in the RP, this was the food people would eat in order to become ZOMGCRACKified. Coined by OOC!Yuugi.
Cream Puff - Ryou bait.
Creamylicious - The cream puff shop owned by the Ryous.
Cupcake - OOC!Jounouchi's female pet rabbit. Twinkie's "wife".
D
Domino Institute for the Slightly Left of Center - mental institution where OOC!Pegasus spent some time, mostly hiding from the doctors. Most visitors are also often incarcerated, but usually not without good reason.
Dr. Malouf - IC!Ryou's current doctor, who is much more civilized than Dr. Shogi. :X
Dr. Rector - one of the psychologists at the Simon Center who specialized in assisting war veterans with their addictions. Named in honor of Honda-mun.
Dr. Shogi - IC!Ryou's former doctor, who more or less abused him in several ways - the most notable way being that he forced Ryou to give blood samples while he was employed at Uno Hospital.
E
Eyelids - Nickname for IC!Isis, given when IC!Ryou was loopy from hospital drugs. 8D
F
Falik - A bastardization of "Malik", coined when IC!Ryou was loopy from hospital drugs. Especially funny given the pronunciation. *snicker*
Fantasticrack - Term coined by OOC!Mokuba that is just a step above "fantastic". Every time you use it you must give a kiss to Mokuba, or send him a gift that is no less then $1000.
Florn - Fluff + porn; used to describe ridiculoudly fluffy smex scenes.
Fluffy Bunny Hell - An apparently endless network of tunnels that extend under the entirety of Domino City, where OOC!Pegasus lived, until it was flooded when his renovations struck oil. Now better called "gunky bunny hell".
G
Girling - The act of turning into a girl. Thanks to a cursed weregirlfish in Hawai'i, what IC!Seth does whenever he's in a flail-worthy situation.
H
Hanabi - The flower shop where IC!Isis works.
Horus - One of the evil gods that invaded the body of IC!Yami no Yuugi through the duration of the God Plot, and thoroughly made everyone's lives a living hell. :D
Hoshi - One of the alien babies that IC!Ryou gave birth to.
House-pit-of-hell - IC!Seth's mispronunciation of "hospital".
I
Ichigo - OOC!Shizuka's mysterious, mischievous, pink-loving conscience.
Isis' Coffee Table - A favorite place of OOC!Malik and OOC!Yami no Yuugi for their... sexual escapades.
Itja - IC!Malik and IC!Thief King's cat.
J
Jaegi - IC!Yuugi's pet rabbit. Also a Korean game in which a small coin is wrapped in a light material, and kicked around, much like a Hackey Sack.
Jenga Hospital - Hospital where the unfortunate are sometimes "cared for". They heal anything amazingly quickly, and yet the 3503475046776567 floor is apparently infested with floating penises that you may or may not be able to see. Since no one has been kept anywhere else, we don't know what's wrong with the rest of the place.
Jihan - One of the alien babies that IC!Ryou gave birth to.
K
Kafele - Mahaado's dark magician ka, given life.
Kat-chan - Nickname for OOC!Jounouchi, used by just about everybody.
Katsuya-koi OOC!Jounouchi's pet name, given to him by OOC!Mahaado.
Keroseneshipping - One of the many names for OOC!Seto x OOC!Amane.
Khons - God from the God plot that possessed IC!Ryou, and helped keep him alive. Later, Khons gave him supernatural healing abilities, which were taken away by a council of gods when they were misused.
Kikuno Kobayashi - IC!Isis' boss at the flower shop.
Klingoffs - Alien race that is at war with the aliens that impregnated IC!Ryou.
Kuragasm - At least four Bakurae in one place at any given time.
Kura-puff - A little... nickname that was given to IC!Yami no Bakura while IC!Ryou was all loopy from hospital drugs. :X;; IC!Ryou doesn't remember this.
L
Lee - Friend/advisor/hairdresser of OOC!Mokuba.
Leftovershipping - ... IC!Seth x IC!Isis x OOC!Seto x OOC!Malik x OOC!Yami no Yuugi. XD;; This came about whenever Usagi, Shadow, and Anja were the only ones left after big group RPs, and they would go off into random AU spiels, and mad fun was had by all. 8|
Legal Guardian - OOC!Mokuba's name for OOC!Seto. Since apparently the former doesn't consider the latter family anymore. :X
Lightning - One of IC!Mana's cats.
Light Realm - The short-lived counterpart to the Shadow Realm, which Seth and Atem visited after killing themselves, presided over by the Lightbringer, and which disappeared forever because it was inconvenient.
M
Mado-chan - Nickname for OOC!Mahaado, used by OOC!Jounouchi.
Madoko Yamadaira - Domino's favorite female pop star, who is madly in love with OOC!Jounouchi. Also known as "the other Mado-chan".
Manwife - Similar to a Mother Hen, but more "romantic" feelings are involved, and focused more on one person - i.e., IC!Seth toward IC!Atem. Can also be used as a verb: "to manwife", as in, "Seth put his pharaoh to bed and manwifed him back to health."
Magical Timelapse - Coined by OOC!Malik. Whenever you want to speed things up a little, time simply passes by, via the Magical Timelapse.
Magical _____lapse - For a more interesting version of the Magical Timelapse, you simply replace "time" with the activity of choice. Examples: Magical Drivelapse, Magical Waitlapse, Magical Sexlapse-- *shot*
Majukuso Orphanage - The orphanage where OOC!Thief King and OOC!Yami no Malik are kept.
Maru - Nickname for OOC!Yami no Malik.
Millennium Ding-Dong - The mysterious 8th Millennium Item discovered by OOC!Yami no Yuugi. Has the power to restore life to people through masturbation. :X
Mimiko Abe - The very shy young daughter of Toshiro Abe and still idolizes her deceased stepbrother. Is in love with OOC!Jounouchi, despite her being twelve years younger than he is.
Mitsuru Saitou - OOC!Malik's boss. Would rather be working in an animal shelter than an auto repair shop; probably is clinically depressed.
MmmK - Clothing company owned by OOC!Mokuba. Notorious for making clothes too small to fit most of the population.
Mother Hen - Any character who worries like crazy over other characters, whether there is good reasoning or not. Prime examples are IC!Seth and IC!Isis.
Muffin - One of IC!Mana's cats.
Mun Mop - A device that the characters use to mop up their muns after particularly fluffy scenes.
N
Nakajo - Chief of Domino Police.
Nalik Bear - OOC!Yami no Yuugi's nickname for OOC!Malik whenever they're drunk. 8D;
Nyx - OOC!Seto's cat.
O
Orgasmazing - Coined by OOC!Yami no Yuugi. When something is so amazing that it makes you orgasm from the sheer amazingness, then it is orgasmazing. 8D
Osiris - God that judges the dead in a trial of their souls. He has judged IC!Atem and IC!Seth, as well as IC!Bakura, who managed to escape second death with help from IC!Ryou's soul.
Other-self-cest - This is what you call certain relations between the IC and OOC versions of a character. For a good example, see the two Maliks.
P
Penis-boob - An... odd word that came up when OOC!Malik and OOC!Yami no Yuugi were drunk. It means crotch, in case you're wondering.
Pimpcaneshipping - One of the many names for OOC!Seto x OOC!Amane.
Pineapple Ring Records - The first company who hired OOC!Jounouchi as a singer.
Pinestock - I'm not sure what it was, really. But dude, I say we declare it as a synonym for orgy. It just sounds too cool.
Plot Hole - A gap in a storyline that goes against the flow of logic set up by the plot. Also known as "the easy way out".
Pocky - A thin biscuit stick covered in various flavors of chocolate or cream. Otherwise known as OOC!Malik bait.
Poor Neglected Cactus - A nickname for IC!Isis that was brought about by her mun during an RP. It's stuck with her to this day.
Pulling a Machi - Causing your own character's death. Is usually followed up by them coming back to life somehow. Named after the mun who instituted the practice.
Pulling a Ryou - Passing out. Origin is pretty damn obvious.
Q
Qshipping - One of the many names for OOC!Seto x OOC!Amane.
R
Ra - God of the sun. Responsible in the God plot doing something positive that I can't remember. Responsible for splitting the worlds apart, and putting them back together after riddles were solved.
Ramses - IC!Yami no Yuugi's pet panther.
Ryou-koi - Nickname for IC!Ryou that OOC!Malik used during the Dark Clouds plot.
S
Sasuka-sama - The woman who runs Majukuso Orphanage.
Seth - One of the evil gods that invaded the body of IC!Yami no Yuugi through the duration of the God Plot, and thoroughly made everyone's lives a living hell. :D No relation to Priest Seth.
Seth-chan sentence - Any sentence that runs on and/or ends in "yep" or "nope". Named after the character that does that to every sentence.
Seth!face - .___. <- Originally used by IC!Priest Seth. No, we don't know why it's so funny either. XD;
Sevikir - OOC!Honda's cat.
Shadow - OOC!Mokuba's alter-ego who went on a violent rampage.
Shadow Disease - Fatal illness caused by a creature from the shadow realm. IC!Ryou lived through it twice. The creature has since been destroyed.
Sharik - IC!Pharaoh Atemu and OOC!Amane's daughter.
Shouta Saitou - One of OOC!Malik's co-workers; described by Malik as "completely disregarding the primped hair/huge eyes/girly figure/bright shade of lipgloss, but I have a feeling that working in the shop isn't his only job".
Simon Center - Domino's drug and alcohol rehabilitation clinic, where Mahaado spent time getting clean.
Skip-bo General - The hospital where most hospital-related things have taken place since early December.
Snow - Mana's rabbit that she got from OOC!Pegasus for Christmas 2006.
Soccer Mom - Basically the same thing as the Mother Hen, though it's more commonly used for the OOC characters? XD;;;
Subaru-san - OOC!Ryuuzaki's psychiatrist.
T
Tabia - Mana's puppy that she received from Shiz.
Tadashi Saitou - One of OOC!Malik's co-workers; described as "a tough guy but he probably couldn't outwit a brick".
Tetsuya Ikeda - Class representative of OOC!Jounouchi and IC!Anzu's third year class. Very popular with women, a model, and the stepson of a famous music producer. Tutors Kat-chan and wants to help him become a professional singer. Now deceased.
The Magic Billboard - The OOC device used when a newb, n00b, or forgetful 0ldbie needs the definition of a word such as 'seme', 'uke', or anything Japanese or in the CRACKtionary. The definition will appear on it and bonk the player on the head.
Thoth - God of wisdom, writer of the sennen spellbook, and the only Egyptian god that IC!Mahaado stays faithfully loyal to. Mahaado is constantly tested and instructed by Thoth, often unbeknownst to him. Azizi was actually sent to this realm by Thoth.
Toshiro Abe - President of Pineapple Ring Records, Tetsuya Ikeda's stepfather, and Mimiko Abe's father. Currently on probation for abusing his daughter and lost billions of yen for wrongfully ending OOC!Jounouchi's contract.
Trio-samas - Affectionate term for any of the Yuugis (including Yamis and Pharaohs), Setos (and Seths), or Jounouchis. Given by OOC!Ryuuzaki.
Turtle - IC!Isis' cat.
Twinkie - OOC!Jounouchi's male pet rabbit. Cupcake's "husband".
U
Uno Hospital - The hospital where the majority of the hospital-related things happened up until early December.
V
Vega - One of the alien babies that IC!Ryou gave birth to.
W
Waffles - Apparently, a euphemism for sex according to OOC!Mokuba. Was originally coined by IC!Yami no Bakura during a game of Truth or Dare, in which he was asked what he really did to get the landlord to stop requesting rent. His answer? "I paid him in waffles".
Wankers - Everyone, according to IC!Thief King.
Woman - IC!Ryou's nickname, as dubbed by IC!Thief King and IC!Malik.
X
XB - One of the sizes of the MmmK line. Stands for "Xtra Bishie". Also comes in B and XXB.
Y
Yameh - OOC!Malik's nickname for OOC!Yami no Yuugi whenever they're drunk. 8D;
Z
Zahi - One of the alien babies that IC!Ryou gave birth to.
Zahra - IC!Ryou's cat.
Zorc - god of darkness, has a palace within the shadow realm. Cannot be released by placing only 7 of the now 14 items in the millennium stone. OOC!Atem (Amun) has sold his soul to him and was his servant. A portion of Zorc also exists as the ka of IC!Bakura.